Smooth Lou-isms.

“I saw a documentary on the Autobahn that Hitler invented. Guy’s a genius. I wonder what he’s up to.”

“That cloud looks like a little dolphin. Just like on my Lisa Frank trapper keeper.”

“There are 7 people in that car. And I thought WE were Mexi-packed.”

“Speaking of which, Charlie Sheen has this exact same hat and I’m tempted to throw it in the trash.”

“Is ‘dickularly’ a word? That guy was driving particularly dickularly.”

“These teeth were made for chewing meat! And licorice!”

“What are those, elk? Oh wait, they’re just cows. I thought they were fancier cows.”

“‘Von Jakob Vineyard.’ Isn’t that where the Goonies ended up? Mikey, this ain’t the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.”

“Can you hold this in the direction of the internet? Like point it to the sky. Or Jesus.”

“Griffin! That’s my last name!” (Amanda)
“Oh well, that’s great. Glad you got that going for you.” 

(Asian kid was dragging a cord on the ground.)
“Dude! You might want to get that out of the road.” (Me)
“Give them a break. Their country’s underwater.”

“Seriously, how is there such things as multi-grain Pringles? They’re potatoes.”

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